Jokes
Husband to wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho, aur…
WIFE: Aur kya?….
Tell me Aur kya?
WIFE shouted: Tell me aur kya?
HUSBAND: Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par…
BOY to girl : Tu hi to jannat meri,Tu hi mera junon
or kuch na janu mae bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA mae kya kru??
Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho…
What is the height of Flirting?
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When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”…
GIRL- Jaan mujhey aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho.
BOY(slapped her, and said) – “chudail, I luv u, mujhsay shaadi karke mujhey tabah kar de”…
After robbing the Bank, robber to clerk: Did u see me robbing?
CLERK : Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk:Did u?
SECOND CLERK : No, But my wife saw u! …
Bunty baar me ro raha tha.
TENDER : Kyo ro rahe ho?
Bunty : Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun, uska naam hi yaad nahi aa raha….
BOY : Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya, Dil jalke rakh ho gaya.
GIRL : Teri kurbani barbad nahi jayegi, raakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone ke kaam ayegi….
LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE:lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS:lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind…
A BOY said to a girL: come into my heart
GIRL said: sandal nikalu kiya?
BOY said: hatt pagli mera dil mandir thodhi na hai sandal pehenke hi aa jao…
EK AADMI ROZ SUBHA PED KI DALI PE CHADH K BAITH JATA THA,
PUCHO KYU?
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BECHARA MBA KARKE PAGAL HO GAYA THA, APNE APKO BRANCH MANAGER SAMJHTA THA…
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