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Husband to wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho, aur…
WIFE: Aur kya?….
Tell me Aur kya?
WIFE shouted: Tell me aur kya?
HUSBAND: Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par…

BOY to girl : Tu hi to jannat meri,Tu hi mera junon
or kuch na janu mae bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA mae kya kru??
Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho…

What is the height of Flirting?
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When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”…

GIRL- Jaan mujhey aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho.
BOY(slapped her, and said) – “chudail, I luv u, mujhsay shaadi karke mujhey tabah kar de”…

After robbing the Bank, robber to clerk: Did u see me robbing?
CLERK : Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk:Did u?
SECOND CLERK : No, But my wife saw u! …

Bunty baar me ro raha tha.
TENDER : Kyo ro rahe ho?
Bunty : Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun, uska naam hi yaad nahi aa raha….

BOY : Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya, Dil jalke rakh ho gaya.
GIRL : Teri kurbani barbad nahi jayegi, raakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone ke kaam ayegi….

LOVE V/S EXAM

LOVE:lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS:lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind…

A BOY said to a girL: come into my heart
GIRL said: sandal nikalu kiya?
BOY said: hatt pagli mera dil mandir thodhi na hai sandal pehenke hi aa jao…

EK AADMI ROZ SUBHA PED KI DALI PE CHADH K BAITH JATA THA,
PUCHO KYU?
?
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BECHARA MBA KARKE PAGAL HO GAYA THA, APNE APKO BRANCH MANAGER SAMJHTA THA…

Santa to Pappu:

Where’s Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who’s Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?